It was a little easier to define what I will and won't write, but even those I'm sure I'm leaving lots of things out. Oh well, it's done now, so be it.
Good luck to the poor person who gets assigned to me. I'm sorry that things are kinda specific and yet hopefully still vague enough to give a lot of room for you to let your imagination run wild. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
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